Sunday, September 13, 2015

Let the churches do it

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Kim Davis, the county clerk of Rowan County, Kentucky, is not the only public official to refuse to perform or certify marriages. This should come as no surprise; marriage has always been both religious ritual and legal contract. It was inevitable that the two would collide in a republic in which citizens disagree about the appropriate degree of separation between church and state. We can resolve this conflict by getting government out of the business of recognizing marriages.


Civil marriage is becoming obsolete. Human beings invented marriage to legitimize sexual relationships in order to hold parents responsible for the care and upbringing of children. Our idea of legitimizing sexual relationships is becoming providing documentation that both parties consent to a sexual encounter. The state now enforces child support, whether a child’s parents have ever been married or not.


When a county government issues a marriage license, it takes on the responsibility of adjudicating division of property and pensions when the marriage ends in divorce a few years later. More of us now circumvent the dating-to-divorce pipeline.


Marriage can remain a religious ritual or sacrament for those who wish to participate, but county and state governments do not need to keep track of who marries and who divorces. We will still need the courts to administer division of property and pensions when a couple decides to go their separate ways, but the courts can handle such problems as contract disputes.


Removing the certification of marriages and the performance of weddings from the job descriptions of public officials would be an important step in the separation of church and state. The churches should welcome such separation. The greater degree of separation, the less the government will interfere with religion.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

The Future of Employment

You can get good help, these days.


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Overview

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This is just one of the myriad tasks that still require a pair of human hands. However, hiring a pair of hands can be more trouble than it’s worth. If you have ever hired someone to care for an elderly relative, you have probably wished for a robot when you heard excuses for absenteeism.

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Saturday, July 18, 2015

The Confederates didn't invent slavery



I didn’t plan on contributing to the discussion on the Confederate Battle Flag, but today I learned that the Ohio State Fair plans to prohibit the sale of merchandise with the flag at this year’s fair. My only credential for my contribution to this discussion is that I once successfully petitioned my employer to have the Stars and Bars removed from the building where I worked. Besides my concern about offending African-Americans, I didn’t like to see that flag flying in a free state. Even in a slave state, they lost the war, for crying out loud. I wanted at least to see it pushed back across the Ohio.

Now, I think that we should think about the consequences before we start banning or prohibiting the flag. The first thing that comes to mind is arguments over definitions. I believe that the Confederate Battle Flag has 11 stars to represent the 11 states of the Confederate States of America. Well, what if somebody sells a hat or other item that has 10 stars on it? Could the vendor claim that it does not meet the definition of the Confederate Battle Flag? Or, what if they start making and marketing the actual flag of the Confederate States of America? It’s not as visually appealing as the Battle Flag, but it represents the same thing.

Banning the Confederate Battle Flag would make it easier for us to forget about the millions of slaves working for us every day. If you consume sugar, cannabis, coffee, or many other products, you benefit from the work of slaves. Slavery has been with us at least since we invented civilization. Somewhere in the negotiations between farmers and the warriors they hired to protect them, the farmers lost. It became even more hellish when we came up with cash crops.

Abolitionists succeeded in eliminating legal slavery, but not de facto slavery. Today’s slaves are not counted as such on a census. Today’s slavers think of themselves as good negotiators. Our consumer culture and its economy depend on keeping the cost of labor as low as possible. It is appropriate for a state agency to discontinue displaying a symbol of oppression, but we should let the free market reveal where people’s sympathies lie. I would hope that merchants would stop selling the Confederate battle flag because of lack of demand, but I don’t see that happening in my lifetime.


The Stars and Bars serve as a reminder that the United States became a wealthy nation because black people harvested the cotton. If we continue to see the Confederate Battle Flag flown, it reminds us that many people in our society need reminding that we are all God’s children. It should also serve as a reminder that slaves provide our comfortable way of life. We fought a war to end legal slavery in our country. Let the vanquished of that war remind us that we still have much to do.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

It's incompetence



The more I work at getting a big picture of current events, the less I see racism and evil conspiracies by oligarchs, and the more I see incompetence and irresponsibility. I know racism and evil oligarchs exist, but I am starting to think that they receive more than their fair share of blame for our problems. Specifically, much of what we perceive as racism on the part of law enforcement officers is the incompetence of police, the media, those confronted by the police, greedy oligarchs, and the rest of us.

I'm not qualified to say whether the officer in McKinney, Texas acted appropriately or not, just from watching the viral video. I get the impression that controlling that situation would have been an enormous challenge for any police officer. Throwing the black girl in the bikini to the ground may not have been a good idea, but he did not seem to take race into account when he brandished his weapon.

The video reminded me of a question I had shortly after the shooting in Ferguson, Missouri last summer: How did the officer and the shooting victim end up in the front seat of the police car, struggling for the officer's weapon? I get the impression that the officer was unprepared and the shooting victim was unnecessarily combative.

The first reports I heard about the incident in McKinney glossed over the reason the police went to the pool party in the first place; that the party had gotten out of control. A fight broke out between two women. Also, the party was overwhelmed with uninvited guests. I don't know what the women were fighting about, but I heard that the uninvited guests learned about the party from stray tweets.

So, personal conflicts escalated to the point where the police needed to be called. One officer used more force than necessary. People at the scene were uncooperative and even obstructive. The media got a hold of the video and focused on the most sensational thing they could find in order to gain advertising revenue.

The media pander to our thirst for the sensational.  A few years ago I saw a story on the news about the police in London arresting a protester swimming in the Thames. The story said nothing about what the guy was protesting. They don't concern themselves with getting all the facts or presenting all sides of a story.

We like to think that the evil oligarchs undermined the media, public education and the government in order to control us. We like to say that the evil oligarchs are responsible for the race baiting that divides us. This assumes a certain level of competence on their part. I think they're making it up as they go along, just like the rest of us. They know they can make money by giving us what we want and don't think about the consequences.

The oligarchs don't need to undermine our government, media or public education. They just wager on our apathy. We wanted a less rigorous educational system, and the oligarchs didn't think that giving it to us would result in a less educated workforce for them. We wanted cheap cameras and free social media, so the oligarchs made it possible. They don't care if we use these things to share videos of our cats or our racist cops, as long as it turns a profit.

The rest of us are incompetent either because we are racist or because we don't appreciate what a law enforcement officer's duty is. Racists will use the video of the pool party to as an example of black people behaving badly, ignoring the fact that white people behaved just as badly. Those who assume racism on the part of the police will see only the black girl in the bikini being thrown to the ground. They will not appreciate how the officer and his comrades had an extremely volatile situation on their hands, and had a duty to prevent anyone from getting hurt.

There is plenty of racism and greed in the world. There are probably also plenty of conspiracies, but I now think most conspiracies come about to cover up incompetence. I am starting to think that incompetent law enforcement officers are more dangerous than racist officers who are at least competent at police work. If they're competent, they will know how to use force appropriately.

Before we accuse the police or anyone else of racism, perhaps we should examine the incompetence of all parties to dispute, and examine our own competence as citizens and media consumers.

Monday, May 11, 2015

Mohammedans and Islamophobes

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When I was in school I learned that Muslims took great offence at being referred to as “Mohammedans.” They took offence because they do not worship Mohammed, they worship Allah. Mohammed was the prophet of Allah, the One God. The killings and attempted killings of cartoonists who depicted Mohammed make me wonder if that attitude has changed, or if there is something else going on. As I understand it, those who want to kill cartoonists for drawing disrespectful images of Mohammed wish to prevent or punish blasphemy.

Pamela Geller and her organization, the American Freedom Defense Initiative, made it clear that some Muslims are willing to kill and die to defend the honor of their prophet. I am struggling to understand this, because I have read arguments by Muslims against Christianity to the effect that Christians worship a man instead of God. They say that Christians worship Jesus as an idol. If a Muslim is willing to kill and die because he considers offensive cartoons blasphemous, then they also worship a man instead of God.They have turned Mohammed from a prophet to an idol, just as they say that Christians have turned Jesus of Nazareth into an idol.

I suspect that the young men who lost their lives in Texas, as well as the men who carried out the Charlie Hebdo attacks, were manipulated by leaders who cynically use religion to advance a political agenda. Religions have a long history of being abused for political or financial gain. I suspect that the men who died in Garland knew little more about Islam than the people we label as “Islamophobes.” One thing that leads me to believe this is a quote by the Prophet Mohammed that I heard on the network news shortly after 9/11: “The most excellent jihad (struggle) is that for the conquest of self.” This sounds like a cousin of something Jesus said: Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.” Matthew 7:5, (KJV) Another thing that leads me to this conclusion is conversations I have had with Muslims. They seemed like decent and reasonable people to me.

I have two requests:

Mohammedans - Please ask yourselves if you really want to prevent or punish blasphemy. The Jews of ancient Judea accused Jesus of blasphemy, which only helped to empower Christianity as a religion. Yes, the Christian church has a history just as bloody as Islam. This is why so many people now call themselves atheists.

Islamophobes - I don’t want to live under Sharia law either. My disagreement with you is over methodology more than philosophy or ideology. The two men who died in Garland thought they were going to Glory. They will probably inspire others to do the same. The cartoon contest helped to bring to light how determined some Muslims are to squelch freedom of expression, but it will lead to more violence and make some Muslims more determined to impose Sharia law upon us. Please consider some advice from the Old Testament: “ If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink: for thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.” Proverbs, 25: 21-22, (KJV) Jesus of Nazareth demonstrated that this can actually work.

The Islamicists in our country may not need bread and water, but they need help to overcome brainwashing. Only kindness can do that.